Yesterday my dad was cracking himself up with redneck jokes about another family closely related to mine. He assured us that he wasn't trying to be mean, because he comes from a "long line of rednecks" himself. I have spent my entire life trying to distance myself from that "redneck" image, but evidently I have not done a very good job.
You might be a redneck if your air conditioning is broken and you tell your kids to go into the back yard to cool off in the hose (which is also broken, so it doesn't even fit onto the sprinkler anymore) -
I guess we are all reflections of our ancestors. Happy Father's Day!